Christmas is on the way. I don’t know if you noticed.
Well, being the nice guy I am, I got you a present. Yup. It’s like the greatest present ever. Well, no, it’s not that. Alright, so it’s like the second greatest… No it’s not that either. You know what? It doesn’t really matter how it ranks on the list of greatest presents, it’s the thought that counts. I’ll bet you weren’t even thinking of me, were you? No? See, I win. And that’s what Christmas is really about. Winning.
Anyways, make sure to stop by here on Christmas to get your stupid gift. Unless I return it or something.
(Yes, that’s a preview up there!)