I am a unique and beautiful snowflake. A snowflake with a brain that brims with genius. It was this brain that first conceived the terrifyingly original idea of writing down my priceless thoughts onto a weblog. A weblog which I will henceforth refer to as a ‘blog.’
Welcome to said blog, the light from which is
possibly the single most awesome thing that will ever pass through your cornea and be projected via your lens onto your retina. This is the bright sun that the blogosphere orbits about. By reading, you will bear witness to so much awesome that you may become awesome through osmosis, or awesomeosis. This blog will awesome so much, that ‘awesome’ will become a verb.
So sit back, read, and tremble.